A Meaningful Conversation

Recently I've thoroughly wanting to have a conversation as follows:
Person 1: "I like bowls"
Person 2: "I like spoons"
1: "I like forks"
2: "I like knifes"
(Etc.): "I like bread"
"I like butter"
"I... like toast"
"I like toasters"
"I like microwaves"
"I like ovens"
"I like fridges"
"I like counters"
"I like numbers"
"I like math"
"I like reading"
"I like books"
"I like pages"
"I like words"
"I like letters"
"I like ink"
"I like pink"
"I like purple"
"I like red"
"I like beds"
"I like pillows"
"I like sleep"
"I like sheep"
"I like smeep"
"Smeep?"
"Smeep"
"Well then... I like sbeep"
"That's like, the exact same thing as smeep"
"No it's not. Totally different"
"If you were typing, it would look like a typo"
"Well, we're talking"
"So?"
"There can't be any 'typos' while talking"
"Oh. Ok. I like meep"
"Oh, c'mon! This is just getting repetitive!"
"So?"
"So? Argh!!! Well you know what I'd like?! I'd like you to shut up!"
"I'd like you to put a sock in it"
"I'M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE!!!"

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